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[getknit]

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"Yo! I'm kickin' ass right now so leave a message!"*

*messages for Teddie (beary_bad_puns) also go here. WARNING: they may be answered or deleted by Kanji. It's his phone, dammit.

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voice;

[bladeisme]

[If he sounds a little haggard, that's because he is-but, this IS Kanji's number...and after finding his phone again, Ichigo needs to ask people if they have his sunglasses. He does have his eyes again, but the glasses had proxity sensor that's saved the skin off of Ichigo's nose (and shins...and knees), and...since he's still blind, he kind of needs it.]

....Oi, Kanji. Did you, uh...grab my shades?

['While I was busy dying in your persona's arms, I mean.']

[beary_bad_puns]

[Is that actually Kanji's voice? Maybe the phone has completely distorted it somehow?]

Sure did! Sweet shades! [just imagine Teddie wearing Kanji's too-big jacket and Ichigo's sunglasses. What a boss.]

[bladeisme]

[...Thaaat's not Kanji's voice. That's not Kanji's voice at all.]

Wait, who the hell is this?

[Did someone have Kanji's phone?]

[beary_bad_puns]

.....Kanji? [Really not sounding very sure of himself there.]

[bladeisme]

Like hell you are.

[GET TO EXPLAININ', BEAR.]

[beary_bad_puns]

[HUFF] That's bear-y rude! Of course I'm Kanji!

[The sound of a little throat clearing before Teddie lays down his best Kanji impression.] Grrr! Get bent! Get bent! Get bent!

[bladeisme]

[There's a long silence-

And then, like a whisper in the background, a soft pfft.]

Nice try-but you're a little too squeaky to be Kanji, kid.

[beary_bad_puns]

Squeaky!? I am not! That's a bear-faced lie!

[bladeisme]

You totally are.

[He gives a quick snort, and then-]

But anyway, I need my sunglasses. So...whoever you are, I'd like them back.

[beary_bad_puns]

[WELL, Teddie certainly doesn't like the sound of that but the bear is also too kind to deny a genuine request like that. Blind guy needs his shades? Teddie is RIGHT on that.]

Where are you? Should I bring them over? I can't go too far from my friends, but if you are around Northtown...

[bladeisme]

[You can't keep them, geeze.]

Yeah, I'm in Northtown. I can give you directions to my house, if you want.

[beary_bad_puns]

Sure! That would help me bear-y much!

[bladeisme]

[Have some directions, then.]

I'll be waiting outside for you, if that helps.

[beary_bad_puns]

Okie dokie! I'll be there soon! [And with a little fumble on his end, Teddie finally presses the button to cut the call (but only after accidentally pressing four other very loud buttons) and heads out to meet his friend.]

[bladeisme]

[Well, Ichigo will just be waiting for him outside. See, he's being helpful!

After all, he's easy to spot with that hair of his.]

[beary_bad_puns]

[And after just a few minutes, that would be the squeaksqueaksqueak of Teddie coming your way, Ichigo!]

I made it! [Yep, still wearing those shades and Kanji's too big jacket.] Did ya miss me?

[fifteenhundred]

Kanji. [ Souji sounds... uncomfortable. Pained, even. ] Can you come to the clothing department. I need help.

[Audio --> Action]

[getknit]

On my way!

[All it takes to get him moving is the tone in Souji's voice. Sure, Foodland seems pretty safe, but that doesn't mean it is, right?

When he arrives to find Souji notably not engaged in a fight for his life he's understandably confused.]

Uh... Senpai? What's goin' on?

[fifteenhundred]

Just... help me get all these shirts, alright? I'd rather not let anyone else find them. [ Why he wants to keep an entire rack of shirts from falling into another resident's possession may become obvious when he pulls the first one out. His face is plastered on the front, unmistakable in both likeness and expression. ]

[getknit]

[Kanji stares at the shirt for a moment before turning to the rack. Rifling through just proves that they really do all have Souji's face on them.] The hell is goin' on here...

[Too bad Rise isn't with them, she would have loved this. Kanji grabs a handful of shirts, not even bothering to remove them from their hangars.]

Wow, Senpai. You're in town for five minutes and ya already got a fan club!

[fifteenhundred]

You tell me. [ Souji starts yanking shirts off the rack as well, also leaving the hangers behind. He gives Kanji an expression of mild agitation at his fanclub comment. ] I dunno. It feels more like someone's trying to mess with me.